The folk story of general snake and general tortoise

Zhenwu accepted them as his personal ride，General Tortoise and General Snake．Since then．God Zhenwu rarely in hanbridge mandarin rode the tortoise and the snake to ream the north heaven on an inspection tour．But the general Tortoise’s evil thoughts did not disappear．He pretended to be good but continued doing bad things．He always ate fruit offerings and immortal things stealthily while God Zhenwu was sitting in meditation．He also always disguised himself as a playboy and glided out of the immortal room to play．After a considerable period of time，he was charged by God Zhenwu of dissipating and going whoring，breaking the law.

God zhen wu was rather dubious about this，so he asked the general Tortoise to tell him the truth so as to give him a chance to correct himself. Finding that God Zhenwu didn’t have any evidence，general tortoise raised his head，stared into his eyes，and sprung out his tongue．He said something good about himself as if he had been perfect and as beautiful as flowers．The God saw him quibbling，so he asked，“If I find the
truth, what will you do?” General Tortoise was still stubborn and reluctant to admin his mistakes and said，“If I do a bad thing，you can cut my head off.  Thereupon，according to hanbridge Chinese, God Zhenwu began to look for evidence． One time，God Zhenwu pretended to snore when he reposing．General Tortoise thought he was sleeping．Then, disguised himself as a handsome young man and When he was back，he appeared in his original form found immortal fruits on the desk．so he ate it．
  
 God zhen wu saw what general Tortoise had done. He stepped on him at once，and the big immortal fruit roll form the tortoise’s abdomen． God Zhenwu was very angry and said like the English language in Chinese hanbridge，“Tortoise，will give your mistake this time? How many immortal fruits you eaten spit them out totally．How many bad things have one everything．This tiny General Tortoise was as frightened as a dissemble．And cold beads of sweat covered his whole bed said disconsolately，“I can neither spit them out nor tell clearly!”
   
God Zhenwu thought，although general tortoise was way-formed from my tripe，he has broken the regulations heaven．I cannot forgive him．So he raised the precious of general Tortoise’s head，in mandarin hanbridge, we express it with gui tou., and kicked the head to offline Purple cloud Palace．Then he ordered general twist general Tortoise’s body to force him to spit.

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